I realize that you believe that your dinner plans and office talk is of extreme importance.  However, I would like to propose the idea that perhaps the lives of other people on the road may be a bit more important.  I am also aware that you are very confident of your driving skills and are convinced that you are a better driver than most.  I invite you to entertain the idea that perhaps you are an average driver and you do not drive well while distracted.  With these thoughts in mind I  cordially invite you to please..

HANG THE FUCK UP AND DRIVE

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION